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Richard Cranium · 02-17-2004, 07:25 AM

RobRich
Associate Editor
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Yes, I am running for President. Just check the box saying "I'm completely loony, and I want to vote for Robert Richmond!" It's the box right next to "None of Above" and "I'm crazy if I believe this!"

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Hail Old Wise One
Thou hast commandth, and we shall shurely obey..

The Heavens hath opened up and the gift of knowledge has yet again drizzled upon our worthless and pitiful existence.

As in the past, the gift, the brilliance, the overwhelming aura of cranial exceedance hath overflown to our meager and miserable lives.

It hath been foretold, in the day of the Target, when his gift from above was dripped upon us, the mindless, that this day yet would be repeated..

In this most magnificent light of intellectual exceddance the most sacrilegious of actions is that still this gift falls into our heads, much like rain onto the desert floor.

To be absorbed and never seen again,,

For we ,, the inhabitants of the underworld,, have the combined brainpower of such limited neuron firing capability, that our combined mass of knowledge makes sparks from thy trusty mounts shoes on the cobblestone streets, look like the mighty Sun through Sir Issac Newtons telescope in comparison..

Still we marvel,, our mirth overfloweth,, we peer from our dung pits,, beneath the bridge overwhich thy carriage doth make passage.

We grovel and beg,, " Sire RobRich be the ONE !! "

The Mighty one whom Carries the might of our Armies..

We doth humbly beg of thee,, save our souls from the evils and wretchedness that doth permeate the most Honorable Of Offices.

That which beith,, Thy President,, Of the Most Honorable of Nations,, The USA..

Please , your Magnificence,, deliver us from this pit of excretion that thy predecessors have dragged us into,,

We are but simple folk. Folk who somehow ,, someday,, wish for Peace..

Peace Sire,, The peace that will only BE,, only BE when the rights are the Norm and the Wrongs are no longer,,

This day Sire,, will be when the most evil of Operating Systems is wiped from the face of the Earth, that beith the horrid Windows..

Yes Sire,, your duty is to rid the earth of all source codes which are not OPEN..

We trust this charge to your Highness most humbly,,

Your lowly, and most subordinate servant

DrVette

Knothead · 02-17-2004, 07:46 PM

LOL, DOC!!

Ahem. As RobRich's Un-announced Charges d' Affairs (that's Press Secretary in loonian's terms) Pro Tem, I wish to neither confirm or deny that the "hat in the ring" actually belongs to RobRich.

But this (apochryphal) campaign is under serious consideration by some very serious people as soon as we figure out if RobRich has enough name recognition to sucker some lobbyists out of a few million $$$ and we intend to study the possibilities. that is, we hedge our bets MADLY in Washington, DC, so you may possibly hear a really different tune next week.

We intend to create a platform devoted to the "Working Man" not that us politicos has any idea about that, but boy, it sounds really good and to this end we will labor. we asked knothead for a plank or two, and all he did was show up with a few 2 x 4's.

We wish to thank the esteemed Richard Cranium for his initial support it's fat city for you, Doc, if we win and we will be in touch next...err, very, very soon.