Subflava1,
Well I'm glad you at least got your RMA worked out. I finally got mine today and they we're nice enough to pay for shipping it to them.
Funny, you mention the 9500GT, that was what I was trying to RMA. The one I received had a 2 wire fan header for the VGA cooler and it was stuck on full speed and non-adjustable. Hence, the comment about jet engine's. We could hear the card from 50 ft.
When I started viewing pictures around the web of the card, I realized all of those 9500GT's had 4 wires(IE: adjustable fan headers) and mine only had two...so I looked at the PCB, there were 4 holes, only two used. I don't know where the slip up came in, but a full speed fan of that size...as mentioned. Loud.
Other than the VGA cooler, I didn't have any problems with the card, seemed to work just fine. Just put in the earplugs and you're on your way...

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All kidding aside. I felt for awhile there, I was getting a brush off...but glad it worked out - for both of us.
Best,
Liquid Cool