Various Freebies

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Non-product specific.

Ask for free stuff!!!

Buying a burger from the local to-go joint. The drive-through is the best place to do this.

Tell the youngun' at the grab-the-grub window you are their best customer and that you deserve some free french fries. Hey!!! I get those free fries often. Evenings and nights are the best times and dudes fork over free fries more than female workers do.

Buying a printer at a brick-and-mortar store? If you are ready to buy befoe you say "I do" ask 'em to toss in something!!! Some printer paper, maybe. It can even be a non-product-related goody.

Just ASK!!!!!! You have nothing to lose.

It is surprising how many firms will toss in something for free... and not just to convince you to buy a more expensive item.

At the Burger King a BIG double whopper was not prepared in the manner the drive-through customer wanted.

So... the corporate droids behind the counter commenced creating the "proper" burger and the dude who was holding that poor, unwanted, ready-to-be-cast-asunder into the trash yummy-looking-to-me burger was quickly convinced that throwing it away would be a crime against humanity, a starving tribe in sub-Saharan Africa and against the ever-growing number of semi-starving USA citizens in the midst of what IS a depression and who rely upon hand-outs and what can be obtained from dumpster diving.

The lad thereupon handed me that BIG burger.

I also waited for my already-ordered burger; intending to refrigerate it and scarfing it down for dinner.

I happily munched upon my freebie burger and reveled in my ability to obtain so many different kinds and types of freebies within the USA just by asking.

With practice your results will likely improve.

JUST ASK!!!!!!!