[Uncle Bob]

Originally posted by Knothead
Well, I'll be...little custom overclocked hermit crabs!!

Hey! Maybe you can race 'em? Take a short plank of Pine, put thin strips in the middle and on the sides, a couple'a coats of enamel and...BINGO! Hermit crab race track!!

OOH..and people could race their plain ol' hermit crabs, BUT....

Just wait until your kids walk in with their custom competition-style crabs!! WHOOOHOOO!

You could even paint little numbers on them me, I would want one with FLAMES painted on the shell... I'll bet people would come from miles around to see hermit crab races...

...although, maybe you should offer free beer, too.

Where would you put the sponsor's stickers??