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Uncle Bob · 10-09-2003, 11:59 PM

A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a cross country flight. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he'd also like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore then let liquor touch
my lips!" The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice!"

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Uncle Bob Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 632	See today's most popular deals at » Got An Other Joke In My E-Mail A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a cross country flight. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he'd also like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore then let liquor touch my lips!" The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice!" __________________ Bob D.