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WITH A DEAD CAT ON HIS DESK?!? 
I thought cats were supposed to be independent. Whenever I'm at the computer, Simon just has to get up here and plop down right in front of me. He'll actually sits like a normal cat and watches the screen for a while...then he gets bored/tired and his bones turn to jelly and just sprawls out over my desk and keyboard and anything else that might be in his way.
Geeeez, last time I did that at work I got fired.
