Was driving around today and thought about some ways we used to answer the phone when we were kids
Some were...
Michiana mortuary, you tag 'em we bag 'em
Michiana mortuary you stab 'em we slab 'em
Michiana crematorium you stake 'em we bake 'em
Pop's bait shop... master baiter speaking...
(mind you, I grew up in SW Michigan so Michiana is Michigan/Indiana area)
What's some that you've heard?