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Theophylact · 07-25-2002, 07:59 AM

You talking bumper-sticker type humor, movie lines, or something a bit deeper?

For bumper stickers, here's my (recent) favorite, slightly expurgated: "Jesus loves you! (Everybody else thinks you're an @$$#01e)"

For movie lines, "I never forget a face -- but in your case, I'll make an exception." (Groucho Marx)

From comic books, "It don't pay to Tinker forEver with Chance." (Simple J. Malarkey, in Pogo)

And, of course, "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." (Woody Allen)

07-25-2002, 07:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
Theophylact Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: inside the Beltway, outside the loop Posts: 1,067	You talking bumper-sticker type humor, movie lines, or something a bit deeper? For bumper stickers, here's my (recent) favorite, slightly expurgated: "Jesus loves you! (Everybody else thinks you're an @$$#01e)" For movie lines, "I never forget a face -- but in your case, I'll make an exception." (Groucho Marx) From comic books, "It don't pay to Tinker forEver with Chance." (Simple J. Malarkey, in Pogo) And, of course, "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." (Woody Allen)