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SEALTEAMTHREE · 04-29-2002, 08:00 PM

Funny story I heard from a Master Cheif, who served in Vietnam, while at Coronado Island before my class commenced training:

He and four other guys from his class got sent to Escape and Evasion training together. They sent them out into the woods on a rainy morning, and told them to avoid the communist "agressors" (instructors wearing Soviet clothes). He said about three hours into the first day, they encountered two instructions wearing said Soviet clothing saying "Come to us, Comrades! We will not hurt you!"

One of the five SEALs in the training group said "lets get 'em. Anyone object?" nobody did. They laid low in the tall grass on either side of the trail the instructors were on until they walked by, and jumped up and tackled them. Holding them at knife-point, they proceeded to tie and gag the instructors, who said "You aren't supposed to be doing this! Let us go or its going to be your head!", to which the SEALs replied "We know. Shut up."

They left the instructors on the side of the trail, and went into the nearby town, where they promptly located a bar and sat down for a few drinks. About 45 minutes later two MP's showed up at the door and gestured at the SEALs, saying "come over here", which the SEALs promptly replied "no, you come over here." That went on until the MP's were able to scare up about twenty more men, and they arrested them and took them back to the E&E compound. Then they were tied to chairs for questioning.

"Where'd you come from?" they asked one.
"Over there" he replied
"Who's your leader, and who else are you with" asked another
"Well, lets see. There was Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck..." at this point the instructor slugged him in the jaw, knocking one of his front teeth out. They moved onto another. Somehow, the instructors had managed to get pictures of the guy's wife and teenage daughter.
"Do you recognize these two women?" they asked him, showing him the picture.
"Yeah, thats my wife and daughter. Whats the point?"
"Well it appears that your daughter is giving guys on leave BJ's, and your wife is riding them all night long." they told him.
The guy sat back for a minute, and then replied "Good. Its good to know they're making money while I'm gone."

He said after that, they never put any more than two SEALs through E&E together.

04-29-2002, 08:00 PM	#43 (permalink)
SEALTEAMTHREE Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Classified location Posts: 715	Funny story I heard from a Master Cheif, who served in Vietnam, while at Coronado Island before my class commenced training: He and four other guys from his class got sent to Escape and Evasion training together. They sent them out into the woods on a rainy morning, and told them to avoid the communist "agressors" (instructors wearing Soviet clothes). He said about three hours into the first day, they encountered two instructions wearing said Soviet clothing saying "Come to us, Comrades! We will not hurt you!" One of the five SEALs in the training group said "lets get 'em. Anyone object?" nobody did. They laid low in the tall grass on either side of the trail the instructors were on until they walked by, and jumped up and tackled them. Holding them at knife-point, they proceeded to tie and gag the instructors, who said "You aren't supposed to be doing this! Let us go or its going to be your head!", to which the SEALs replied "We know. Shut up." They left the instructors on the side of the trail, and went into the nearby town, where they promptly located a bar and sat down for a few drinks. About 45 minutes later two MP's showed up at the door and gestured at the SEALs, saying "come over here", which the SEALs promptly replied "no, you come over here." That went on until the MP's were able to scare up about twenty more men, and they arrested them and took them back to the E&E compound. Then they were tied to chairs for questioning. "Where'd you come from?" they asked one. "Over there" he replied "Who's your leader, and who else are you with" asked another "Well, lets see. There was Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck..." at this point the instructor slugged him in the jaw, knocking one of his front teeth out. They moved onto another. Somehow, the instructors had managed to get pictures of the guy's wife and teenage daughter. "Do you recognize these two women?" they asked him, showing him the picture. "Yeah, thats my wife and daughter. Whats the point?" "Well it appears that your daughter is giving guys on leave BJ's, and your wife is riding them all night long." they told him. The guy sat back for a minute, and then replied "Good. Its good to know they're making money while I'm gone." He said after that, they never put any more than two SEALs through E&E together.