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i tried to lookup who her ex is on google but i can't find it... i found this though:
Martha Stewart: A Day In The Life
4:00 Wake up, dress (note to self: buy more blue shirts).
4:10 Spray bangs.
4:45 Bang pots to wake up roosters.
5:00 Workout. Treadmill, 3 mile run, 350 sit ups 212 push-ups.
5:12 Mow 153 acres with power mower, fix transmission.
7:00 Breakfast: hover over cook as she prepares truffle omelet. Criticize.
7:30 Crank call ex husband.
8:00 Hold stopwatch to ensure timely arrival of film crew.
8:30 Tape show. Prepare Beef Wellington with Ma, Walnut Blue Cheese Coins and Pink Heart tuile cookies.
Rewire a lamp create Fortuny inspired lace tablecloth and build under the bed storage box.
12:00 Tell mother that she won't work in this town again.
12:30 Lunch: Bologna sandwich.
12:45 Call ex and hang up.
12:48 Call daughter and tell her about bobby pin in the Louis XVI night table. Ask if it belongs to her.
13:00 Drive to Omnimedia while recording editor's note detour past ex's house.
14:45 Say no to every proposal submitted by board members. Rephrase their ideas as own.
16:00 Don floppy hat and check K-Mart for product placement. Have shelf-stacker fired.
16:30 Drive past ex's house.
17:00 Write script for next day's taping.
17:01 Teach cats to sing.
17:35 Sit in Suburban with binoculars and scout for trespassers.
18:00 Call daughter and ask her if she knows where nail file is.
18:45 White glove test in furnace room after dinner.
18:30 Create new colours and think about getting all rights to red.
18:40 Fire drill.
18:45 Call daughter and ask if she phoned. Make up something about being in the shower.
18:48 Have 4 pizzas sent to ex.
19:00 Whip up a night cream out of mayonnaise and egg shells.
19:20 Bedtime.
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